Last Night

Apart from other random bits and pieces, I remember the toilet being clogged with jeans. Oh, and my brother told me my cholesterol was 5000.

Lmao at the jeans in the toilet. The only person I know that would do such a thing is Loki. Or the ferrets.

ahahahahaha Joe I'm still laughing at this post.

i dreamt that I was in some kind of old catholic school with an endless amount of stairs on field trip for some reason. I remember Jimmy Fallon was in my group along with some of my friends. I remember sitting at a table across from him in some royal looking cafeteria next to some castle like courtyard. We were surrounded by people but bored out of our minds. I asked him if he wanted to write for my blog or his show and his whole attitude changed towards me. We were cool at first but then he started running away from me. I still don't know why? JIMMY!!!!

Jim Carrey decided he was going to pilot the plane I was on. Need I say more?

Your dream must have been very calming since Jim must have landed your plane.

Mine however, involved raptors...and tink.

Landed? No...

I was back in High School at RBC, and there were killer chickens running around with no rhyme or reason.

I think I ate those chickens at the end.

I shot some woman in the head, don't 100% remember why.../asylum

Jimmy Fallon is becoming a regular in my dreams lately. We chill.

I guess it's because we watch his show right before we go to sleep.